Fairy: I love Alucard. Ooooh, eee purr! Sooooft hair I can just smell it foreverr <3
Bat: Hisss! (Fly away, he's mine!)
Fairy: *mischievous face at the bat* >w> Oooh look at me, I'm tangling my fingers in his hair! I don't think I'll ever get them out and I'll have to sit on his shoulder foreverrr!
Bat: His squawk! (Stop! You weird fluttery girl! He is a vampire, he doesn't need a fairy for a friend, he needs a BAT. NOW GO AWAY!)
Fairy: No. He's mine. I saw him first.
Bat: Squeak hiss! (No I did!)
Fairy: No you didn't, silly, I did!
Bat: SQUEAKITY SQUEAK SQUEAK! (I saw him before he saw me which was after he saw you so that means I saw him first, so that means he belongs to me!)
Fairy: Naaaah! *sticks tongue out at bat*
Bat: SQUAW SQUEAK HISS HISS HISS SQUEAK! (Insert some random cussing)
Alucard: =_= ... ... Why...? *no other comment*
I LOVE CASTLEVANIA SOTN. I LOVE ALUCARD <3
And his fairy.
And his bat.
And his sword (familiar).
It is the best 2D game with walls made of pot-roast ever. <333
OH YEAH I remembered what I was really gonna say.
ALUCARD IS THE BEST VAMPIRE EVER. Of all the full vampires and half vampires, he reigns as THE GREATEST. <3333333333333333333333333!
He is only half, but that makes him better cuz when he goes outside, he won't fall into a pile of dust. But he still sleeps forever. Fuggin.. .. 300+ years of sleeping. I THINK YOU'RE RESTED NAO, MANG.
I don't feel like talking about the ugly things in my picture, I'M JUST GOING TO SIT HERE PRETENDING IT'S PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL AND JUST PLAIN FREAKIN AMAZING all because it's Alucard <3333!
.. but I'll still say this anyways:
CRITIQUE ME?!???!!! 8D PLZ???